Man, I love that one Disney movie

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

tattooedsiren:


So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents..

#i just love how papa stilinski’s IMMEDIATE reaction is to defend his son #and not in a superior smug ‘my child can do no wrong so stfu teacher you know nothing’ #but in a genuinely sincere ‘i support my kid even when he’s weird as fuck because i love him and believe he means well’ #and then he hears that coach teaches economics and he’s not even mad #he’s just like ‘i should have expected that one how could i have allowed myself to be surprised’ (via cinematicnomad)
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tattooedsiren:


So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents..

#i just love how papa stilinski’s IMMEDIATE reaction is to defend his son #and not in a superior smug ‘my child can do no wrong so stfu teacher you know nothing’ #but in a genuinely sincere ‘i support my kid even when he’s weird as fuck because i love him and believe he means well’ #and then he hears that coach teaches economics and he’s not even mad #he’s just like ‘i should have expected that one how could i have allowed myself to be surprised’ (via cinematicnomad)
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tattooedsiren:


So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents..

#i just love how papa stilinski’s IMMEDIATE reaction is to defend his son #and not in a superior smug ‘my child can do no wrong so stfu teacher you know nothing’ #but in a genuinely sincere ‘i support my kid even when he’s weird as fuck because i love him and believe he means well’ #and then he hears that coach teaches economics and he’s not even mad #he’s just like ‘i should have expected that one how could i have allowed myself to be surprised’ (via cinematicnomad)
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tattooedsiren:


So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents..

#i just love how papa stilinski’s IMMEDIATE reaction is to defend his son #and not in a superior smug ‘my child can do no wrong so stfu teacher you know nothing’ #but in a genuinely sincere ‘i support my kid even when he’s weird as fuck because i love him and believe he means well’ #and then he hears that coach teaches economics and he’s not even mad #he’s just like ‘i should have expected that one how could i have allowed myself to be surprised’ (via cinematicnomad)
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tattooedsiren:

So, Stiles: great kid, zero ability to focus, super-smart, never takes advantage of his talents..

     (via cinematicnomad)

  • other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.Even I didn’t jump first.Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.Beautiful
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triskyy:

When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a gray blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain and in all ways unremarkable- except that she had jumped first. The stiff had jumped first.
Even I didn’t jump first.
Her eyes were so stern, so insistent.
Beautiful

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.
Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.
Where’d Steve get himself off to now??
Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????
What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????
STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE
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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.
Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.
Where’d Steve get himself off to now??
Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????
What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????
STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE
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actualmenacebuckybarnes:

haha are you kidding me

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.

Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.

Where’d Steve get himself off to now??

Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????

What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????

STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE